People Who Left Their Thinking Caps At Home
Some days don’t go that well, but that’s life. We all have those moments where we think we’re right, but we’re far from it. Forgetting to put on your thinking cap can make you look like a clown, but people love to laugh at your pain. Here’s to the folks who can’t remember if chicken comes from a cow or not.
Wow, We Didn’t Know Chickens Were Cows
Did anyone else know Chic-fil-A sold burgers? We thought they only had chicken at their fine establishment. This must be a spellcheck error, but that is a lot of meat for one sandwich.
Why Would You Send This?
This is slightly creepy but more strange for the company that makes these shoes. These baby heads don’t belong inside of an Air Jordan sneaker like this. Prank texting people like this is ridiculous.
Listen To The Label
How much soap do you have to put in here for this to go down? Tide clearly lays out how much detergent you should put into your load before you put it.
Okay, This Is Tough
We feel this person’s pain on a different level. That iPad case blends into the seat pretty well, so we can see why it took 30 minutes to find this elusive device.
What Type Of Person…
We’re never here to judge. We only want to know why and how someone would enjoy eating the banana like this. We’ve never tried it, so we don’t know how it tastes, but let’s go with bad.
This Game Looks Outlandish
The look on his face says it all. He looks serious and competitive about this new game we’ve never seen or heard of in our lives. We hope he won.
Where’s The Safety?
Unless this little girl has surprising strength, then we don’t see how she’ll accomplish this walk. Like we said, her parents must know something we don’t if this little child can walk these massive dogs.
There’s No Way…
This is what people like to call natural selection. Have you ever seen an electric cord floating on water with just two flip flops? It doesn’t seem too safe to us.
Well, How Much Is “Some”?
We swear, if we knew how much “some” was in this equation, then we could help. For now, we want to find whoever assigned this question without going through and rereading it first.
This Is For Sure Trustworthy
This looks 100% safe, and we’d encourage anyone to purchase their vehicle from this person. We don’t care if the advertisement is a picture of the product they want to sell and not a real photo.
Is This True?
Who deserves the most attention for this mistake, the teacher or the student? If the teacher really were the best, then the student shouldn’t have let this happen. We think the student deserves more scrutiny.
How Did That Sound After You Read It?
Did this sound like the right word after this person read it out loud? We hope no one got fired over this, but if they kept it longer than a few days, someone needs a firm talking-to.
Hey, They Probably Didn’t Know!
If they didn’t know, that makes this more hilarious. A couple looking up to a little girl traveling across the world with a talking backpack seems odd. Make sure you do your research before dressing up as someone else.
Burnt Lava Looks Terrifying!
Can someone tell us why burnt caramel looks like lava from a Hawaiian volcano? This is utterly insane, and I never knew that a sweet treat could do something like this, but the chefs in here knew!
We Hope There’s A Hole
If there’s no hole for this man to see out of, then he’s lost his mind. Judging by the looks of that piece, it has no obvious physical damage. This guy must really need this sofa.
This Isn’t A Fire Hazard At All
Because you didn’t want to take a shortcut with roasting the marshmallows, you ruined your iron. This is also a fire hazard too, so that isn’t good for your home.
At Least He Tried
You’re not drunk until you attempt making food in something that can’t cook food. This man probably five too many drinks and thought the pizza rolls would do the job.
That’s Some Protection You Got There!
You thought we were serious? There’s no way that’s great protection, and how did this person not realize this? What, the thief isn’t going to notice you can easily slide up the lock?
This Isn’t Safe At All
Why would someone allow a child to ride on the back of a motorbike like this? This kid gets crushed if this bike falls backwards, which will make his “airbag” obsolete.
Nice Try, Buddy
After the first time your money got taken, that was it. We appreciate how this person tried to use logic to get their sandwich, but it wasn’t enough to beat the machine.
And You Must Be Yoda!
How can you make a giant mistake like this? Thank goodness this man had his face scribbled out for protection against Star Wars fans. Calling him Dark Vader isn’t cool.
Watch How You Carry Your ‘Za
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. We can’t imagine that this person held this pizza on its side like it was a notebook, but that’s definitely what it looks like.
Even If There’s A Hole, Use It
How is this man not using his umbrella? It looks like he needs it now more than ever, but he isn’t being very smart about it. To each their own.
That’s No Cat, That’s A Raccoon! *Laugh Track Plays*
What a sight to see when you get home and notice there is a raccoon attempting to break out of your window. Then you find this note and begin laughing hysterically.
Thank You For Correcting Her!
People don’t always correct others when they make mistakes. We kindly thank this person for setting the record straight for the word cologne. And yes, you don’t ever want to smell like colon.
Chuckie Finster Would Never
If you knew The Rugrats, then you know Chuckie Finster would never agree to meet up with this evil bride. This guy knew better, so the blame goes to him.
See What Bad Spelling Creates?
If you mess up your spelling, someone should always catch it. It’s even better if someone plays around with you like this. At least everyone knew the handle wasn’t working properly.
Did You Really Need It That Close?
We didn’t know the computer could zoom this much! We’re sure the people could see just fine and didn’t need a macroscopic view of whatever you wanted them to see.
Feeling The Christmas Spirit
Seems like a weird thing for a store to encourage its patrons to commit arson in order to indulge their Christmas spirit… Whoever was in charge of this display maybe didn’t think it through.
A Small Design Flaw
We love state spirit as much as anyone else, but if you were going to use any of the letters in the word love to represent the state of Louisiana, would you have picked “o”?
Candles And Computers Don’t Mix
You wouldn’t think that people would need someone to directly tell them not to put a candle on top of a computer, but then something like this happens and you realize that there’s always going to be someone who needs that reminder.
That’s Not How Flights work
Usually, if we get on a plane, we’re hoping that we’re going to end up in the exact destination that we planned on and paid for. Not an unexpected surprise destination.
To Each Their Own
Of all of the ways that you could’ve written this sign, this is what you went with? Remember folks, more is less. You could’ve stopped this sentence at “bananas” and that would’ve been great.
Always Inspect The Inside
Most people probably don’t look inside a mug before they purchase it, so whoever designed this one was just asking for people to give their husbands and boyfriends a scare.
A Less Than Eggcellent Design
Just what every person needs in their refrigerator: a storage spot for your eggs that fits only 11 out of the 12 you get in the carton. What you do with the last egg is up to you.
What Were You Sinking?
No part of us would want to design our home and pay money to have a sink like this in our bathroom. It would always look like someone hadn’t properly cleaned up after themselves.
Take Me Out To The Wall Game
Unless those binoculars you brought with you also happen to be equipped with xray vision, you’re not going to have much of a view of this ballgame, so we hope you recorded it at home.
They’re On French Time
Oh, so we’re just making up new times now? You’re already trying to teach the kids French, and now you’re taking on the task of explaining that 16:61 isn’t actually a real time.
Let Them Roast
They didn’t have the money for a regular hot tub, but after a few beers (maybe a few too many), they came up with the perfect solution to their problems. Absolutely nothing could go wrong.
Are All 4 Wheels Broken?
If we wanted to carry all our groceries around on one arm, we would’ve taken a basket from the front of the store instead of a cart. He’s making his life more difficult than it needs to be.
Take The Back Roads Next Time
We get that sometimes you have to transport an awkwardly shaped item, but the clear answer here would have been to strap it to the roof of the car. You don’t need to clothesline all the other cars on the road.
He’s In The Splash Zone
Quite frankly, the pool is a bit of a saving grace for this terrible idea. At least when the rocking horse comes off the ladder or he slips and falls off, the pool will be there to break his fall.
Don’t Make A Habit Out Of This
We’d like to give them the benefit of the doubt and say maybe the strap just broke and they’re only driving it a couple of feet down the street… But somehow, I doubt that’s what is happening here.
We Love The Team Effort
Even with three people involved, no one thought, “Hey, maybe this isn’t our smartest idea,” but at least they’re in it together. Their wives will be thrilled when they have to deal with the injuries from this.
It’s All About To Come Crashing Down
It seemed like this branch was the perfect height to keep your ladder propped while you cut down this giant tree. The problem is, by the time he realizes his mistake, he and the ladder will have toppled over along with the tree.
