People Who Have Achieved Peak Dad
Dads are special people. They’re so unique that they earned a whole category of jokes dedicated to them. While they can be amazing, they also have their moments that make you question how they got this dad-like.
Children and wives know what that means, but go ahead and better understand by seeing times when dads really outdid themselves.
“My Dad Trying To Take Panoramics Of Me. I’m Mad AF”
Not every dad can handle tech like others.
This daughter put the camera in the wrong hands, but now she knows who not to trust. Next time, Dad better come correct.
He Had To Do It
There was no stopping this father. He never asks for pictures because he waited his whole life for this moment to happen.
Honestly, it’s pretty perfect, and the most dad thing ever.
She Thought Wrong
This girl probably thought she found a way to develop a closer bond with her cat.
How do you think she felt after discovering it was her dad making the noises?
Being A Dad Is Like…
Being a parent can’t be easy. When your child is out, you’ll have those moments where you worry.
This dad only wanted to know if his daughter would come to eat at home that night.
He Did What He Had To Do
This man wanted some new facial hair, so that’s what he got. Can you blame him for getting creative with his daughter’s eyelashes?
It looks surprisingly good on him if you ask me.
He Said What He Said
Who else would be excited to hear someone has a guacamole ball waiting for them?
That sounds like a tasty treat, but a regular avocado still gets the job done.
He’s Ready For The Role
This dad pulled off a great dad joke in the heat of the moment.
I wonder how his wife agreed to that name as if they hadn’t already decided on one.
At Least He Remembered The Day
He could’ve forgotten about her birthday, but he didn’t.
He only forgot how old she was, which isn’t that bad. Still, you should know how old your daughter turns every birthday.
“Went To My Parent’s House Today. My Dad Labeled His Phone”
Hey, he didn’t know where the bottom of his phone was.
Even if there is a button down there, he couldn’t be sure if that’s where the bottom of the device was.
He Wants Everything Back
Those back-to-school clothes he paid for, the tee-ball registration fee, and more are all coming back to this dad.
He has receipts for everything, so his children will never be safe.
He Thinks He’s Hip
There’s nothing funnier than a dad who wants to be hip but tries a little too hard.
This dad hit his daughter with a smoky eye text that she wasn’t expecting.
“My Dad After Realizing He Ate Half His Sandwich With The Wrapper On”
Wow, this dad was probably really hungry. How did he not realize he ate half of a wrapper?
I wonder how going to the restroom went when it was time to relieve himself?
What A Way To Measure Something
Measuring the complexity of a shopping list isn’t something everyone does, but a dad will. The way he measures his is a pretty funny way.
I don’t even know what this dad sounds like, but I can imagine him saying “5-caller for sure.”
Sounds Like A Fun Dad
It also sounds like this dad might start a fight unexpectedly one day.
Another father might not appreciate being called a tough guy and want prove how tough he really is.
“I Asked My Husband How Long The Kitchen Table Is. This Is What I Got”
Well, it’s a pretty solid method.
If the mom knows how tall her son is, she can figure out the length of this table. This dad came up with a smart idea.
“My Dad Was Responsible For Our Neighborhood Sign This Week, A Series”
Give this father the award for funniest signs.
The chicken and the egg one is pure gold, but don’t sleep on the atoms sign. I wonder if he googled these or not?
“Tom Holland’s Dad Acting Normal In Front Of Emma Watson”
Tom Holland looks like he kept his cool around Emma Watson, but take a look at his dad.
He looks like the most star-struck person ever around this Harry Potter star.
“I Think My Dad Has A Drug Problem…”
It wouldn’t be wrong for this son to think his father has a drug problem.
Those lines look too similar to something that people in ’80s nightclub bathrooms would be familiar with.
Bath Bombs Can Be Tricky
Those bath bombs sometimes look like something entirely different.
Can you imagine the face this dad made after seeing the toilet transform into this unicorn-looking creation? He probably had a good laugh.
She Has A Lot To Learn
I’ve never heard of anyone using this tactic.
Plenty of people can learn from this father if this is how he lives his life. What other tricks does he have up his sleeve?
“My Dad Has Carried This Card In His Wallet For 40 Years…”
Is it even possible to keep something in your wallet for more than five years?
How did he manage to keep track of this little piece of paper for four decades?
Her Phone Got Taken Away By Her Parents
This girl got her phone taken away by her parents, but they didn’t leave her with nothing.
Her dad slipped this piece of paper under her door and I’m sure she hated him for a moment.
“My Dad Figured Out The Works Of A 360 Camera, I Feel Proud Of The Rascal”
Have you ever seen a dad look this proud?
Well, you probably have, but it’s a refreshing smirk to see. He probably took thousands of photos using this feature after he figured it out.
“My Dad’s Halloween Costume Of ’78”
Well, it looks convincing.
He even added a tail to the makeshift costume, so that’s pretty neat. You can tell he probably made this outfit himself the night before the costume party.
“I Enjoyed My Daughter’s First Disney Ride More Than She Did”
This dad enjoyed this ride for the both of them.
His daughter’s cute little face looks like she just soiled herself, but I’m sure Dad found out the hard way.
“My Daughter Fell Asleep On The Carpet, And I Have Too Much Free Time”
Yeah, this dad for sure has too much time on his hands.
He must be the one staying at home while his wife works if he thought about doing this.
“My Father Lost His Reading Glasses About Two Years Ago. Found Em Today”
How did this dad end up losing his glasses in this spot?
Also, how did the car not cough up these spectacles as it drove over a bump in the road?
“My Grandpa Doesn’t Trust His New Roomba So He’s Been Following It Around”
It’s hard to trust technology, especially when you give it tasks that you usually do.
This grandpa couldn’t trust the Roomba as far as he could throw it and it shows.
“My Dad Likes Reading, So I Got Him A Kindle For His Birthday. He’s Using It As A Bookmark”
Does this man not know he doesn’t have to turn a paper page ever again with that Kindle?
Probably not, which is why he made it into the most expensive bookmark ever.
“My Dad Recently Got A 3D Printer And Made A Stool Sample For His Doctor”
If he’s going to have to give a stool sample, which can’t be a pleasurable exchange, he might as well have fun with it.
Also, does everyone have 3D printers just lying around the house now?
“My Dad Got To Hold A Three-Week-Old Baby Goat Yesterday”
That is the look of pure happiness right there.
Even the goat looks like it found love at first sight. I really hope that he got to keep the goat and that they lived happily ever after.
The Beginning Of The Dad Journey
“Put on my dad uniform today and began the journey of fatherhood! I had to use my dad’s actual shoes cause my wife wouldn’t let me buy dad shoes.”
Apparently, the dad uniform consists of khaki shorts belted at the waist over a Hawaiian button-up, with pulled up socks in sneakers. Take notes.
“My Dad Trying Out The Plot He Just Purchased”
This seems a little morbid given that the plot is in a cemetery, but you can always count on dads for pushing the boundaries and joking about things you never thought would have been funny.
Real funny, dad!
“My Dad Wanted To Take A Nice Picture With A Waterfall In Yosemite”
If you could define “dad jokes” in a picture, this would probably it.
It doesn’t matter what’s classy or appropriate, dad jokes are the cheesy kind that you can’t help but chuckle at.
Better Prepared Than Sorry
“I told my dad that I bought the game Risk and wanted to play it with him. He said he’d never played. I show up to his house and find him with printed out battle plans and map strategies.”
This is how you create a winner! His dedication and planning are also just very wholesome.
“My Dad Was The Only One At The Office Today…”
Not only is it impressive that this dad knows how to use Photoshop, but also that he had the time during work hours to create it.
This would be time-consuming for anyone. Unless he did this instead of work…
“My Son’s First Day At School Today. I Handled It Really Well….”
You would think this dad would be ecstatic to finally have some peace and quiet by his kid going back to school.
Yet this one has some attachment issues and just couldn’t let go.