These Notes Left On Car Windshields Might Just Make Your Day
If you walk back to your parked car and find a note sitting on your windshield, your day is most likely about to get a whole lot worse. Whoever left that note probably wants to tell you that they accidentally hit your car, or that you did a horrible job parking, or that you left your lights on.
Sometimes, once in a blue moon, you get a note on your windshield that actually makes your day better. And if the note is reporting some bad news, maybe whoever wrote it had the decency to take the opportunity to make you smile in the process. Keep reading to see some of the best, funniest, and most passive-aggressive notes left on car windshields.
A Whole New Spot
This person's park job is truly amazing. They must have been intoxicated or something because it's unbelievable that someone really cares this little. The car is literally straddling two parking spots so they're not just inconveniencing one but two people.
Luckily, it looks like someone had some chalk on hand a decided to draw a little diagram from the driver. Now, the next time this lunatic needs to park, they have their own personal spot just for them.
You Don't Know Jack
What's worse, not writing a note at all, or making it seem like you're writing a note just so the people walking by don't give you dirty looks? Jack made an attempt to do the right thing, but sadly, his attempt fell short.
This offense may be even worse than taking up two parking spots. Own up to your mistakes, Jack. It's the right thing to do. What do you think Jack is up to right now? He's probably enjoying his consequence-free life.
A Political Jab
A snarky left-leaning citizen left this rather political note on somebody's windshield. It's all fun and games until somebody brings politics into the argument. I've known many Republicans in my day and I can't say that taking up too many parking spots is a defining Republican feature, but this guy seems to think it is.
Wouldn't it be extra funny if the person who parked the car was actually a Democrat? Surprise, surprise, letter writer. He's one of you.
A Blind Park Job
Sometimes a windshield note can be just as offensive as the parking job it's addressing. This person wasn't impressed by someone's parking job, and compared them to Stevie Wonder. Wonder might be blind, we'd bet even he could park better than this person.
Still, it takes a pretty insensitive person to come up with this note. We get the message they're trying to send, but don't they know it's 2018, not 1998? Would call this tasteless or hilarious?
Message Received Loud And Clear
Hey, a free prophylactic! Oh, wait a minute, this probably wasn't a kind gesture. This note writer is so angry about the parking job that he's going to do everything in his power to make sure whoever parked this car doesn't have any equally parking-challenged children.
The note is short and sweet, but the condom says it all. At least whoever owns this car got a free condom out of this whole unpleasant encounter.
A Parking Pig
Ok, this person definitely keeps a stack of pre-printed "parking pig" tickets in their car at all times. This guy is always ready to inform inconsiderate drivers of their parking misdeeds. Either bad park jobs are their biggest pet peeve or it's become a major inconvenience in their life.
Some people just don't know how to park, okay? That doesn't mean that they're pigs. It just means that they need to invest in some driving lessons.
This Guy Was Prepared
Once again, it looks like there's another person that carries around parking notes like business cards. Chances are, they have a variety of different cards for a number of different situations. Nobody is this prepared to get annoyed at people.
That being said, we appreciate the time and effort that went into this note with the different fonts and colors being used. All we know is that we would never want to get on this person's bad side.
When Cartoonists Disapprove
We love this throwback to a classic Simpsons joke. Speaking of growing up, the old man just remarked about how everything he did resulted in a "paddlin'" Now this poor driver has been put on notice.
It's not nice to park in someone else's spot. They're marked for a reason. Let this be a hilarious lesson to anyone who has ever committed this heinous crime. For the sake of the sanity of those around you, please don't.
Just Keep Smiling
If there was an award for the most passive aggressive individual on the planet it would very, very likely be the writer of this note. If you're trying to up the level of pettiness in your life, listen up.
The writer starts their argument with a fact — the owner of the vehicle parked in his or her parking spot. All is fine and dandy until the writer segues into the light threat that they've recorded the driver's license plate. Then things take a turn for the worse as they detail what is in store if this happens again (hint: lots and lots of Vaseline). Signing off with a smiley face is the cherry on top of the passive aggressive cake.
A Frozen Car
At least this person knows they weren't parked legally. Chances are they left their car somewhere too long in the winter. Then the door froze and they couldn't do anything.
We give them credit for knowing a ticket was coming, though. Too bad this parking officer wasn't feeling very sympathetic. To be honest, we're not either. We're laughing because there are plenty of ways to unfreeze your door in winter! There are even ways to keep your door from freezing in the first place.
Stay Inside The Lines
We can't stop laughing at this note. As we've already said, parking in the lines is basic driving. Coloring in the lines is basic for a three-year-old. It only makes sense this person should start back at the beginning.
Also, look at that turtle. This person has left this note before. They probably have a ton waiting in the car just for this opportunity. We're going to start doing the same thing. It's one of the best notes we've seen.
Another Kind Of Spot
Whoever wrote this note must have been so enraged by this driver's poor parking job that they went inside a building, typed out this note, printed it out, and returned to the parking lot to put it on this guy's windshield.
That's how you know this driver is really taking up too many spots. Nobody would go through all of that effort unless the bad parking job couldn't be ignored. We appreciate your service, anonymous note printer.
A Lovely Office Space Note
If you were unaware, this note is referencing the comedy movie Office Space, with this particular scene becoming a viral meme on the Internet. Most people would probably get the reference, but it would sure be confusing if the person that parked their car didn't.
Even though it's just a stick figure drawing, we have to commend the artist for their work — it's pretty impressive and definitely gets the point across. We wonder if they reference movies on all the notes they leave people.
A Clever Innuendo
That's harsh. We would never wish for someone to be unborn. Then again, we're not passive-aggressive people, we just love laughing with them. How badly did this car park though? How come none of these pictures shows the actual parking job?
Well, some of them do. The rest we're left to use our imagination to figure out how someone felt so slighted they needed to do something about it. We've only ever dreamed of doing the things some of the upset neighbors have!
Packed Tight Like Sardines
Parking requires considering the needs and emotions of others. Unless you're parking in a big open field, the way you park is going to affect other people. The person who wrote this note just thought they'd let this driver know that they were seriously inconvenienced by their park job.
Do you think this note writer is British? We love his or her use of the word "bloody." Sardines are packed pretty tight, so this guy must have parked really close to his neighbor.
Get Outta Town
This note is fully justified until the end. The person has been very understanding with this unknown car. Did you know that by law a car can't be parked in the same spot for 72 hours?
Don't quote us on that, but this person is more than in the right to let the rude parker know. Especially when the person doesn't even live in the same neighborhood. Now, thanks to some passive-aggressive underlining, this person will never come back.
An Official Dislike
Someone is trying to be really hip with this passive aggressive not. Facebook refused to install a dislike button, so they made their own and they're using it to "dislike" people who can't park.
There's more to this "dislike" too that we can't show you. It's very not safe for work. Trust us, though, it gets the message across. We wonder what social media trend is next for passive aggressive notes. We'll have to look at the comments section for inspiration.
That's A Pretty Good Drawing Of Grumpy Cat
If you have drawing skills, why not use them to tell a fellow driver how angry you are about their driving habits? A note on a windshield isn't the most memorable form of communication, but a note with Grumpy Cat on it will go down in the annals of history.
You better believe that this parking spot is never going to be taken by somebody it doesn't belong to ever again. Not if Grumpy Cat has anything to say about it.
How To Park
Talk about passive-aggressive. It must have taken this note writer a long time to write out that long list of parking instructions and draw that very helpful diagram. We can't tell if this note is supposed to be sarcastic or helpful. Maybe both?
It must be quite frustrating to come home and not be able to pull into your own driveway. We'll never know if the letter receiver appreciated the help or was offended by the gesture.
Some People Shouldn't Drive
Really, more people should be willing to take public transportation anyways. This card makes an interesting proposal about people who are incompetent parkers. Maybe they should be forced to take public transportation. We can't say we disagree.
Also, where can we buy a set of these cards ourselves? This a great passive-aggressive way to let someone know they need to be more considerate. We'd love to be passive-aggressive with a set ourselves. Would you use these?
A Well Deserved Award
There's nothing quite as rewarding as giving someone a certificate of congratulations for being terrible at something. Although the note is meant to be ironic, it's not unreasonable to think that some people might be proud of themselves for achieving this level of success for pissing people off.
If their car has been there for more than a month, chances are they truly don't care who they are inconveniencing and might take this certificate as a compliment.
Some Angry Potatoes
This person went so far as to even make some potato sculptures to show how annoyed they are. This is definitely a unique note to let this person know that they did something wrong.
We feel that it must have been pretty effective because who would want to do this again if the person was actually nice about their complaint? Then again, it might be interesting to see what they mean when they threaten to "bring out the produce."
A Perfectly Snow-Free Spot
If you live in a cold climate, you know how frustrating it can be to find a parking spot when the whole lot is covered in snow. If you actually went through the trouble of clearing a spot for your car, you'd be pretty upset if somebody else came along and stole that spot from you.
Maybe this person didn't know that the spot had already been claimed. Now that they've read this note, they'll know to be more careful next time.
How It Really Works
This annoyed neighbor laid out the whole situation for this person who apparently doesn't know how to park a car. There is very little animosity in the note and instead explains exactly what the situation is and how it needs to be fixed.
This person seems pretty selfless and is more concerned with the person has to park next to them than themselves. Also, their illustration is impressively detailed, hopefully enough so the person doesn't do it again.
A Sticky Situation
Although we can't fully decipher what the second note says, it's safe to say that the one written in peanut butter definitely sends a message. We wonder what this person did in order to deserve two separate notes and also how they drove their car with all of that peanut butter blocking their view.
The people that came up with this diabolical idea might have wanted to think it through because the car is probably going to be there longer now that the driver has to clean it off before they can drive.
Keeping Up Appearances
It's a trend! We know this isn't the first note like this on this list, and we can't believe how many people have pulled this trick. Are people really that scared about their insurance going up?
Better question; are there really that many people in this world driving without insurance? That just seems silly to us. Who knew the world was so full of so many inconsiderate people. Our eyes have been opened. We're never going outside again!
Sometimes You Have To Poo
When you're in a tight situation like this person, there's no time to find somewhere to park or put quarters into a machine, you're in a race against time. Your best bet is to just write a note real quick and pray that you don't get a ticket.
If a police officer ended up giving them a ticket that's a cold move on their part. Since when is it a crime to run to the bathroom for fear of soiling yourself?
The Inconsiderate Parkers Prize
Achievement unlocked? For being the most inconsiderate parker in the neighborhood, this person won an award! That's pretty amazing. We hope they prepared a speech! This note is great, and the person who left their car there for so long should be ashamed.
It only makes us more upset that they used a small car. It's EASIER to park a small car correctly. You almost need to try to park poorly in a small car! Achievement definitely unlocked...
A Loud Engine
Apparently, this person's neighbor likes to rev their engine early in the morning, waking up the entire morning in the process. We're not sure if they're trying to be cool or if they think that it will warm up their engine or interior of the car.
What we are sure of is that the whole neighborhood is not happy with this person, and for good reason. At the end of the day, it looks like the people that wrote this note just want to keep them in the racing game.
A Long Explanation
Normally, when someone accidentally dents your car, they just leave a short and sweet "sorry" note with their contact information. This note writer decided on a different tactic. Because the car that got dented was taking up too many parking spaces, this person chose not to leave their contact information.
You could say it's the driver's own fault, but then again, this whole thing seems a bit petty. Let this be a warning to us all. Be extra careful the next time you park at the beach.
Not Tony's Fault
Wow, this person was not playing around when they wrote this letter. We're not sure why they didn't just find another parking spot, but that's none of our business. While the parked person's car might have received some damage it might be best to just leave it alone rather than give this person a call.
Not only will they make you pay for all of the damage but they will probably do something a lot worse to you based on their attitude.
The Robots Are Coming
You know you need to go back to parking school when Optimus Prime disapproves of your skills. As a big rig turned robot fighting for humans, he sees this person as more a danger than Megatron.
Hopefully, this person realizes how much they upset Optimus Prime and have never parked poorly since. The last thing anyone wants is for the entire team of Autobots to have to come back and dispense some parking justice. Actually, we'd pay to see that movie.
How Not To Park
One of the first things everyone learns as a young driver is how to park. It's one of the most simple and basic skills you need to master to drive. This person needs to back to school.
Maybe they didn't see that they were blocking a driveway. Maybe it was too dark. Maybe they didn't care. Let's start a GoFundMe to send them back to school so they can get the education they are sorely lacking.
One Spot Per Person
Parking spaces are marked for a reason. If you choose to take two spaces when all you need is one, you deserve all the bad things coming your way. Whoever took up multiple spaces has karma coming.
We imagine the person who wrote this note has bad luck trying to park. You'd be amazed how many people ignore the parking space lines. The person who wrote this note is no longer surprised. They have decided to take action, and we thank them for that.
Taking Up Two Spots
This is proof that just because you have money, the world doesn't always need to cater to you. Disabled spaces exist for a reason, and now this BMW owner knows that reason.
It's not fair to ask this person's grandmother to walk certain lengths to visit her grandchildren. We're "so sorry" that this BMW driver would rather park inconveniently so they don't have to walk to far. Honestly, this not could have been much, instead it was just a reality check.
Don't Block This Guy In
Who hasn't dreamed of this? Someone must have missed an important meeting to leave this note. They also must drive a pretty big car to be able to make this threat. Most people would just call a tow truck and have the offender impounded.
Not this person. They want whoever is blocking their driver to learn a lesson, not take a minor hit to their checking account. This would be a major hit, and we'd pay to watch it happen!
A Disaster Of A Park Job
This person's parking is reminiscent of a natural disaster. If we got this card in our car, we'd be laughing and horrified all at the same time! At this point, you can no longer say "too soon" to Katrina jokes.
They're insensitive for sure, but so are most things in this world if you want to analyze it. Let's just hope this person begins parking better. Eventually it will be too soon and all the laughs will stop.
An Annoying Car Alarm
This note is all too relatable. At some point in our lives, we've all lived near someone who's car or motorcycle is so loud they set off all the other car alarms on the street.
When the alarms are because of a car, that car usually needs to be fixed. The person who owns the car probably knows it needs to be fixed, they've just been too lazy to do anything about it. Maybe now they'll take action.
Please Have Mercy
This one might not be a note from a neighbor, but it is passive-aggressive and worth our attention. This poor soul is already broke and is tired of getting the same ticket over and over for their vehicle registration.
This is why you should never wait to do things until the last minute. If this person has paid their registration in a timely manner, then this wouldn't be an issue. Take notes, kids, always pay your bills before you buy video games.
Just Go In Straight
This was such a bad parking job, the person who left the note left drawn instructions so the mistake would never happen again. You see, you want to pull straight into the parking space, not diagonally.
Those instructions make sense to us. We assume they would make sense to most other people as well. If nothing else, we hope that you, our humble reader, will never make parking mistakes again. Not that you ever have. Have you?
