It Looks Like He’s Wearing A Hairnet
We’re going to call this one the high school cafeteria lady haircut. It looks like this man is bald and he just stuck a hairnet on his head. Nobody’s hairline is that low! This whole look screams combover, although, we’ve never seen a combover quite like this before.
Anyone who can pull off this haircut without being beaten is probably a pretty scary dude. Maybe that’s why this guy is in a courtroom being sentenced to some jail time.