These Eyebrows Are Too Disasterous For The Internet
We've all gone through a bad eyebrow stage in our lives. Whether you overplucked them, let them grow too bushy, had a bad wax experience, or went a little too crazy with a bottle of hair dye, we've all been there. Eyebrows are super finicky. Everybody has an ideal brow shape for their face, and finding that ideal shape can be a journey.
These people have clearly not completed their journeys yet. Keep reading to see some eyebrow disasters that will make you feel better about how you used to look before you discovered brow gel.
That's Not Where Eyebrows Go
If you can fit four fingers between the end of your eyelid and the beginning of your eyebrow, something is seriously wrong with either your eyes or your eyebrows. In this case, it's the eyebrows. Maybe somebody should tell her to move those things down a hair (or two).
Also, it's better if your eyebrows aren't so... solid. You know, use a pencil to create thin, hairlike strokes. Don't use a Sharpie to draw one straight line.
We See You, Goth Millhouse
The combination of the blue hair, glasses, and short eyebrows make this girl look freakily like Millhouse from The Simpsons. She looks like a goth version of Millhouse though. Hey, we're not saying that's a bad thing. Millhouse was pretty cute.
These eyebrows though, they're not so cute. Cosplay as Millhouse all you want, just get your eyebrows under control. Put the tweezers down and step away from the razors. This is not a good look.
Well, That's Menacing
Thank goodness those eyebrows are way too fake to be genetic. That baby should count her lucky stars that her face isn't going to permanently look like a clown straight out of a horror movie.
Yeah, she has to look at that makeup covered mug until her mom decided to let the professionals handle her brows, but now that this photo has gone viral online, that shouldn't take too long. Let's hope she learned her lesson.
We Really Hope That's Not A Tattoo
So, this girl decided to shave off her eyebrows and either draw or tattoo on little dots instead. Well, look at her now. She's in jail. That's what happens when you break makeup laws. We really hope those dots aren't tattoed on. There still might be hope for this girl.
Maybe she can change her ways, grow back her eyebrows, maybe even shell out some cash for microblading. Anything is possible with the right tools.
Get The Feathered Look
The crazy thing is that those eyebrows were created entirely out of this girl's natural hair. No eyebrow pencil was involved in the making of this mess. The bushy eyebrow trend may be having a moment, but this is taking things a little too far.
These eyebrows aren't really bushy. This look might have worked if she had bothered to fill in the gaps in her brows a little bit. Maybe this is a Halloween look or something. It is kind of frightening.
Sperm Brows Straight Out Of The '90s.
If you were a teenager in the '90s you probably remember sperm shaped brows. These ones kind of look like single quotation marks turned on their sides. The shape isn't even the worst part of these brows. They're so chunky they look like they were drawn on with a permanent marker.
These brows clearly need a lot of work, but this girl took this photo herself, which means she must think they look good. At least somebody thinks they look good.
Now That's Extreme
So, apparently, this girl is a local celebrity in Yakutsk, the capital city of the Sakha Republic in Russia. It looks like she's making a lot of money promoting her business with her huge block eyebrows.
I guess if she’s able to make bank off of her incredibly thick and ridiculous eyebrows, then they're at least useful. That’s much more than I can say for the other eyebrows on this list.
She Figured It Out In The End
Well, there really is hope for everybody. This girl had her makeup routine down to a science. Her eyeshadow is smoked out perfectly, her lipline is on point, and she even has a little highlight in her inner corner. The only thing she couldn't master was those brows.
Fast forward to the future: this girl went to a professional eyebrow threader and invested in some brow gel. Things are really looking up. Good brows really can make your whole face look better.
Square Brackets For Eyebrows
Raise your hand if you think this is intentional and this lady is trying to become a meme. You know, like those people who go to sporting events and pretend to eat a jumbo jar of mayonnaise in the stands? She’s just doing the political rally version of that stunt.
Her face does look awfully serious though. Maybe her eyebrows are trying to send us a message about which candidate to vote for.
The Tiniest Little Arches
This woman kind of looks like she separated the McDonald's golden arches and pasted them on her forehead. For some reason, she thought it was a good idea to shave off her natural eyebrows and replace them with these monstrosities.
Actually, that seems like there is only one logical explanation for this travesty. A tiny horse snuck in while she was asleep and hopped onto her forehead. Now she has these little hoofprints on her face forever.
Pencil Thin Brows
French singer Edith Piaf was a lot of things— really talented, iconic, and interesting. But "good at eyebrows" was not one of her strongest suits.
But I mean, it was the 1940s, so we can't really blame her. This girl though... it's a new era and there are a ton of new tools and shapers out there. Get your eyebrows in check and move into the current century with your makeup.
Slap On That Powder
I find it very difficult to believe that this is not a joke. Like she must have done this on purpose, right? To look like Helga from Hey Arnold or something?
This can't just be a mistake. Nobody makes mistakes this big and then posts them on the internet for everybody to see. The only way it was a mistake is if she applied her makeup in a dark room to see how it turned out.
Always Angry
This lady clearly knows a thing or two about looking tough. Eyebrows are perhaps the most expressive aspects of our faces and apparently she just wanted to look mad all the time so that no one could mess with her.
Unfortunately, she must have gotten distracted half-way through doing her left brow but then again, maybe that's why she's mad. She didn't have enough time to finish them before she had to take this photo.
Why Did This Happen?
This woman actually went out with these eyebrows and the proximity of how close they meet at the middle is exactly how close we are to calling the fashion cops for this crime. Perhaps she was trying to start a new eyebrow trend and thankfully it didn't catch on.
We hope that this was just penciled in and not tattooed on to her face because that would be an absolute disaster if you ask us.
Perfectly Straight Lines
According to the beauty community, your eyebrows are like sisters—not twins. This woman, however, went for twins. We can understand the need for wanting to get your brows to match as closely as possible but this lady had no issue since she decided to do straight lines for her brows.
It clearly doesn't allow for much expression which is obviously why she is pursing her lips to show a little attitude in this photo.
No Brows, Lots Of Problems
They say that eyebrows are supposed to frame the face and this lady took that quite literally. She must have a thing for perfect right-angles because that's precisely what she decided to draw when she wanted to replace her natural brows.
She clearly wanted some picture-perfect eyebrows but not everyone would agree that that's what she has on her face. At least she didn't cut any corners trying to get her brows just right.
Is Her Eyebrow Growing Over Her Hair?
You know what, I appreciate the effort. Some poor photo editor was presented with a dire eyebrow situation, and they made the best of it. Yeah, it's not executed perfectly, but who among us is really perfect?
Just try to blend the edges next time. And tuck that digital eyebrow behind her bangs. Maybe simply using an actual eyebrow pencil on her face before filming would have turned out more natural-looking?
When You Give A Baby Eyebrows...
Like mother, like daughter! This rite of passage is so sweet! Ugh, just kidding. What could possibly compel a person to do this to their own child? This looks like something out of a horror movie.
Babies have soft, wispy eyebrows for a reason. It's so they don't look like little malformed Yodas and aren’t rejected by their caretakers. Keep on reading to see a woman who learned how to let her brows grow. Keep reading to see a woman who learned how to let her brows grow.
That Ain't Right...
That woman looks much too smug. Anybody with eyebrows that awful should either wipe the eyebrows or the smug look off their face immediately. I don't care what kind of trainwreck is happening on stage— those eyebrows are the star of the show.
The best (or worst, whichever way you look at it) part is how proud she looks of her newly-plucked brows. She needs to get those things some therapy, stat.
When Your Eyebrows Touch Your Ears
This prom attendee's eyebrows look like a very safe wheelchair ramp. Don't get me wrong — wheelchair ramps are wonderful and necessary— I'm just not sure that it's wonderful or necessary to have them on your face.
We've seen worse eyebrows on this list, but that doesn't mean we should lower our standards. We have to wonder one thing, though. Did she do this herself or did a really bad makeup artist "help" her with her special prom look?
Kittens Instead Of Eyebrows
This has to be a joke, right? Call yourself a crazy cat lady all you want, but unless you're on this girl's level, you can't really claim that title now, can you? The question I have is where did her actual eyebrows go? Did she shave them off?
I challenge her to grow her eyebrows back and then shave them into the shape of little cats. Then she can have two little fuzzy cats on her forehead.
What A Difference A Decade Makes
This woman clearly wasn't satisfied with the way her eyebrows looked ten years ago. You can see her dissatisfaction all over her face. Now, she's been able to grow back a pair of lovely eyebrows. We should all give her a round of applause.
She's also figured out that straw blonde hair and poorly applied under eyeliner wasn't working for her. How she looks like a movie star. Embrace your natural beauty, people. Don't shave off your eyebrows.
This Doesn't Look Like A Religious Experience
How this woman actually ended up on TV like that is beyond me. Even if she doesn’t have a makeup artist to apply her face properly, she probably at least has a mirror. Or a friend who can let her know how ridiculous this looks?
In the Reddit thread where this originated, one user commented that this looks like a nightmare version of Tammy Faye Bakker. Nothing about this is good. Please wash off everything on your face and try again.
The Grinch Who Stole Makeup
To be fair, it does look like this girl just naturally has high arches. Maybe she should invest in some really good microblading. Or she could just round off the brows at the top a bit so they don't look so... angry.
Her head tilt in this pose definitely isn't helping the overall effect here. I just hope she doesn't steal Christmas, because she looks like she’s thinking about it.
So Much Better
Let's say it together, actually, let’s scream it together: less can be more when it comes to makeup if you don’t know what you’re doing! The photo on the right makes me want to jump up and down with joy. Some people do learn! All hope is not lost!
She looks so good now! She doesn't even look like the same person. That settles it— eyebrows are magic. Magical, magical face hair.
Supervillain Level Stuff
There's a lot we can say about this photo lovely mugshot, but for now we'll just focus on the brows. There's something about the way her arch-less brows drawn straight across her forehead that make her look more concerned than she probably already is (after all, she IS getting her mugshot taken).
It's almost as if she spent so much time focusing on lining her lips that the brows must have been an afterthought.
That's Not Working For Anybody
OK, for starters, that star filter is not helping at all. You'd think it could have distracted from those awful brows a little bit, but nope. All I can see are a couple of big, thick, bucket or suitcase handles sitting on her forehead.
Maybe they're square brackets. Like her eyes are some kind of math equation or something. I really can't even tell what looks she was going for with these bizarre eyebrows.
Nike, Just Do It
Have you ever looked at the Nike logo and thought to yourself, Hmm, that would make for an excellent eyebrow shape? That's precisely what this woman thought. And in case it wasn't clear what the inspiration was behind her innovative brow shape, she went ahead and "just did it" by writing Nike underneath her right brow.
It definitely didn't follow the shape of her natural brows, which you can faintly see in the photo. Thankfully, this tells us that this wasn't a permanent look.
Is This A Real Person?
We have so many questions in regards to this photo but the most important one is, who did this man's brows? If he did them himself, we give him an A for effort and for at least getting them to match. But if someone did these brows for him, then this is an example of true sabotage.
Why do the arches go all the way up his forehead? He looks like a real-life evil villain who is about to put a curse on you.
A Creepy Kitty
This cutie patootie kitty doesn't know anything about proper eyebrow maintenance. Look at how short those things are! Such shallow arches...and that blue brow pencil does nothing for her complexion.
She's still a babe, though. When your face is this cute, it doesn't really matter what you do with your eyebrows. P.S. that last statement only applies to fluffy animals. If you're a human, please properly sort out your brows.
That's A Good One
This young man was obviously sent to jail but he wasn't going down without letting everyone know that he thought he didn't belong there. That's why he shaved off his brows and replaced them with the permanent message that he was wrongfully convicted.
It's up to the judge to decide if his eyebrow message is true or not but the fact that this is his mugshot tells us what the ultimate verdict was.
The Most Perfect Sperm Brows
This woman took the sperm-shaped eyebrow trend to the next level. It looks like her brows were two little buds that got lost on the race to fertilize an egg and found themselves face-to-face on the middle of her face.
To her credit, there's a certain precision to her brows that few people fail to achieve although next time she may want to consider a thicker and more up-to-date shape.
This Is A Marvel Of Physics
This lady looks like she saw all the other eyebrows on this list and was like, "I could do better than all of that." She certainly one-ups many terrible brows on this list but we wouldn't say that these are the worst.
Still, we don't know what she was thinking making the middle-ends of her brows that thick and wide. Maybe she wanted to make her perpetual feeling of disdain clear.
He Got His Brows Done
There are definitely dogs out there that have a natural semblance of eyebrows on their adorably fuzzy faces, but this dog isn't one of them. Take away this dog's drawn-on brows and it's clear to see that she is completely disappointed in her owner.
She must be thinking, "Am I a joke to you?" because clearly they wanted her to look like some sort of clown. She's probably upset that they didn't even attempt to make her eyebrows look good.
Alien Level Brows
This girl wanted her eyebrows to be out of this world and indeed, that certainly appears to be where she's from with this look. It appears that she used a white pencil for her brows to match her white hair and white outfit.
Even though this is clearly an alien-esque look of some sort, she could have at least done herself a favor and given those brows a bit of thickness.
Just Color It In
This woman must have let a five-year-old do her makeup because her eyebrows look like the incomplete rainbows that only a child is capable of drawing. Honestly, it looks as if she just took a black crayon and scribbled something in the outline of her brows, which are too thick to begin with.
At least she had the right idea with trying to follow a certain shape but she must have been pressed for time that day.
Unibrow Forever
We understand that some people naturally are born with unibrows and maybe that is the case for this woman, but we aren't entirely sure. After all, it looks like her brows are tattooed on, judging by the way we can hardly see any of the actual hair. Plus, this unibrow looks way too shapely to be natural.
We don't know why anyone would want a permanent unibrow so if anyone has an answer to that, please let us know.
Who Did This To Her?
You know the zig-zag lines that the dial of a lie detector makes? That's what this woman's eyebrows look like. If this woman's brows could show how honest she was being, it'd reveal that she is actually being quite honest, since they don't go all over the place.
But honestly, she clearly needs a little help doing her brows because she didn't make any effort to make them look even. It's like she was doing them in a car while driving over a bumpy road.
Pickaxes For Brows
Looks like this woman is about to hit up the mines after taking this picture because she has a couple of pickaxes on hand to get the job done. That's pretty much the shape she went for when she decided to draw on her brows this day and we can't say that it was a good idea.
Why would you make the inside of your brows angular and the outside naturally arched? Only this woman knows.
Four Brows Are Not Better Than Two
Why have only two eyebrows when you could have four? That's exactly what this woman went for with this interesting makeup look. Maybe it was one of those optical illusion looks she was going for but she looks awfully serious about her results.
To her credit, all four brows actually look impeccably shaped and perfectly arched. So she has four times the best brows on this list than anyone before her.
