Desperate And Questionable Things Exes Have Done
Breakups are hard. Ending things with someone who was a huge part of your life feels like a piece of you is being torn away. But once it happens we all have to get over it and act like adults. Well… not these people.
Here are some of the wildest and drastic things exes have done for revenge, love, and probably just pure obsession. These people heard about that whole “move on with your life” trend and thought that wasn’t really for them. Why burn bridges when you can just leave fake pregnancy tests on them?
This Ex-Tatoo Coverup Is Sinfully Good
This is a pretty genius way to finally expose your ex’s true colors to the world and cover up a permanent reminder of her. Love how the artist kept the blonde hair though.
Maybe that was the only thing the person getting this liked about her in the end.
She Didn’t Technically Damage His Car
This is the Aristotle of crazy exes over here. She’s thinking about police records, lawsuits, and debt payments before trashing her ex’s car.
Remind me never to cross her because she’s out here being an evil genius.
He Printed Off Alimony Checks With He And His New Wife On It
This ex is doing good and he wants to rub that in his ex-wife’s face.
This move is equal parts petty, psycho, and way too much money for the 30 seconds of gratification he probably gets from this.
Ex-Girlfriend Tried To Break In By Sliding Down Ex-Boyfriend’s Chimney And Got Stuck
Christmas came early this year. Oh, not for this wild woman or her ex-boyfriend, but for us people on the internet who love to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
This photo is a gem and is my present to you.
Hey, At Least You Realize It
The thing about toxic traits is that they don’t count if you admit they’re toxic.
Sure, you might be a crazy psychotic ex but if you admit it on Twitter and turn it into a joke all is forgiven. Right? RIGHT?!
She Dumped Him So He Got Her $105,761.80 In Fines
I don’t care who you are and what you’ve done, this is crossing a major line.
Why in God’s name would you ever fly out of O’Hare? That place is a complete and total zoo and the planes never fly on time.
She Found Out He Cheated So She Never Got That Matching Tattoo
This is how you get back at your ex. She’s taking no prisoners and making no appointments at the tattoo parlor.
I’m shocked he didn’t notice she wasn’t getting one done as well, but hey, he was blind enough to assume he’d get away with cheating so anything’s possible.
Oh My God, His Ex Is Suing Him On Judge Judy
This is it folks, this is how you get on Judge Judy.
All you need is an ex that’s psychopathic enough to want to air your dirty laundry on TV and potentially ruin both of your reputations and careers.
He Stole Some Construction Equipment To Flip His Ex-Girlfriend’s Car
This man is petty with a dash of a destructive psychopath. If you’re willing to go to jail for a very long time over a relationship then go off if that’s your dream.
It’s safe to say this guy flipped out.
Ex-Husband Named A Boat After Her
What a clever and totally not bitter ex-husband who named his boat after his ex-wife.
This is borderline obsession if you’re willing to waste this much money to call her names.
She Brought Him A Cake To Commemorate Their Divorce
This lady looks way too happy to be doing this to this guy. What a fun way to really dredge up old, unhappy memories.
If I was him I’d ask her to smell the cake and then push her face into it.
The Boyfriend And The Guy She’s Cheating With Passing Notes Under The Toilet
This makes total sense. There’s no way she’d ever lift up the seat and check.
Although, hopefully, she lifts it up to clean because if not then she’s got bigger problems than not staying loyal. Cleanliness is next to monogamy, my friends.
This Legend Made A Sign In The Front Yard Of Her Cheating Ex-Husband’s House
This woman is an absolute queen who erected this.
Okay, maybe it’s a little dramatic, but you’ve got to respect the fact she’s out here doing her neighborhood a service by exposing Linnie’s true colors. I always knew I couldn’t trust Luann or Vivian.
Ex Maxed Out Credit Cards Trying To See If They’d Get Back Together
I predict that them getting back together is not in this person’s future.
I didn’t need a crystal ball either, I just read this dumpster fire of an exchange and guessed that. I have a gift, what can I say?
She Bought A Billboard To Expose Her Cheating Husband
If this ain’t a sign that men shouldn’t cheat on their wives then I’m not sure what is.
How many billboards and Facebook posts will it take before dudes just stop? Emily, buy another billboard for me, I have something to say.
This Employee Got Dumped Recently
This is one disgruntled employee. He’s bringing his problems into the office with him and taking out his frustration on his work.
Not sure the future is male dude if you’re this angry while stocking the shelves of Walmart.
Ex Paid For His Glasses And A Little Extra For An Engraving
Honestly, I can’t relate at all to the vanity plates and the boat naming, but if I had that opportunity I would engrave this on my ex’s glasses too.
Oh, and make the prescription different in both eyes so he’ll constantly be running into things.
This Petty Couple Fought Tooth And Nail For This Creepy Clown Painting In the Divorce
If they can’t make your life better than just make their life worse. That’s what these two said when they were splitting the items up in the divorce.
They made the process as difficult and as long as possible, and the crux of it was this nightmare fuel.
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome
Not one time ever has it been a good idea to get the name of your boyfriend or girlfriend tattooed on your chest.
The farthest anyone should go is to get a tattoo that symbolizes their partner with no name or letters because at least it’s safe from scrutiny when the break up occurs.
She Forgot To Take The Red Marker Out Of The Pregnancy Test Pic
This is a major oopsie, and the only accident in this pic.
Not sure how she thought she could get away with trying to convince her ex she was pregnant like this when she wasn’t even investing in a quality Copic marker. Crayola just doesn’t look right.
He Used His Lasik As Leverage
Crazy exes will really use anything to get back together with you.
This big manipulative baby can’t handle the standard laser eye surgery, but he can sure handle a pity party all on his own.
She Took Out All The Breakup Rage On His Star Wars Poster
To be fair, what kind of grown man has this anyway? It’s not even a nice one, and it looks like the Star Wars version of Walmart art.
However, just because it’s ugly doesn’t mean his ex should stab it that many times. Once would’ve done the job.
Thank God For Security Cams And Exes Who Get Caught Trashing Cars On Them
Here’s a pro tip: don’t commit a crime when there are cameras around.
It’s a pretty simple thing not to do, but I’m glad this crazy ex isn’t about learning the basics of being a criminal because we get this fantastic action shot.
License Plate Dedication
I need a clarification: is this calling yourself a crazy ex, or telling the world you have a crazy ex?
Either way, I’m not parking beside this person because either they’re going to screw with my car or their crazy ex is going to.
This Mom Got Cheated On So She Sent His New Girlfriend The Messages He Sends Her
This woman is a queen and this guy should’ve never messed with her. She’s doing her civic duty and exposing his cheating ways when she didn’t have to.
That’s the kind of petty hero we need more of in our communities.
She Just Lets Her Ex Know She’s Better By Making These School Lunches
Why be bitter when you can be better? That’s exactly what this queen of an ex-wife thinks when she’s making her child’s lunch in the morning that the ex-husband will see.
He’s stuck on level one making grilled cheese while she’s over here being an artist and winning her kid’s love.
He Messed Her Up So Bad She’s Got Three Different Personalities On Facebook
If a breakup messed you up so bad you have to consult yourself in three different personas on the internet, then you should definitely treat yourself to driving past his house.
Clearly, that’s an obsession that’s not going to go away until you actually do it.
If The Anonymous Letter To Your Ex Starts Off With “Sorry If This Is Creepy” Then It’s Creepy
It’s really amazing the level of delusional you have to have to imagine that pulling this kind of creepy stunt will work and glue you two back together.
He might as well have written it in cut-out magazine letters because that’s the vibe this thing is giving off.
When She Broke His Chromebook He Bought Another
Not a win, but it’s good to see this person is moving on from their crazy ex. Nobody should break stuff that doesn’t belong to them during a breakup… except hearts I guess.
‘Scuse me while I cry.
This Ex Vented In The Amazon Product Reviews
Go off John! Use Amazon as your personal therapist to expose your no-good, dirty rotten, bad taste in t-shirts, wicked ex-wife!
I’m giving this wife review of 5-stars for quality, speed of shipment, and a good 20 seconds of entertainment.
Pro Tip: Get Your Ex To Get Their Stuff By Photoshopping It In The Litter Box
This man photoshopped his ex’s waterbottle into a pile of cat litter just so she would stop forgetting it at his house.
This is a great prank, but something tells me she’s not coming by to pick it up dude…
Not A Healthy Move To Get Your Ex’s Name On A License Plate
We all have our own ways of healing. Unfortunately, probably none of them involve seeing your girlfriend’s name on the license plate of your car every day.
This is a wild move this man did, but I’m pretty sure he’s going to be changing it soon.
The Stick Figures Have Spoken
“So, are you and your ex on good terms?” One look at this soccer mom van will answer that question and open up many more.
Do we know if Linda is okay? Did she get shot? Or maybe they’re playing a game of tag and Linda is ‘it’ so the entire family is running away. Either way, we’re concerned.
“I Brought You Something Back”
“Studies” show that 4/10 couples that plan a vacation together a year in advance never actually stay with each other long enough to see it come to fruition.
This couple was no different but hey, at least they have a postcard to remember the good times.
Whatever breakup this person went through must have been pretty rough.
Not only are they complaining about it to friends and family, but also to strangers via a sad vending machine note.
That’s A “D-” For The Letter And An “F” For The Relationship
This guy apparently broke up with his girlfriend after she cheated on him, but that wasn’t enough.
When she dropped off an apology letter, he simply corrected all her grammar and spelling mistakes. What a savage.
Google Streetview Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving
There’s nothing like getting all your stuff thrown on the lawn in front of all neighbors — oh wait, yes there is. Getting your stuff tossed on the lawn and Google Streetview capturing it for the entire world to see.
She looks confused as to what she should pile in first to get the most out of her first trip, and from experience, you should always start with the big things first.
A Quaint Reminder
This takes petty to the next level, and it’s outstanding. This man bought the house next to his ex and then left no room for imagination on what he thinks of her.
What do you do if this happens to you?
Joe, You Need To Calm Down
Joe needs to check himself and change his attitude.
If it’s been a year and you’re still trying to make your ex-girlfriend jealous by sending vague Snapchats then you have a serious problem.
Mom Always Has Your Back
You don’t have to be the crazy ex if you have a mom that’s willing to do it for you.
This girl’s mom proved to be the OG ride or die.
The Scariest Thing He Could Think Of
When choosing a Halloween costume, people often have to decide between a scary or a funny costume.
This man managed to kill two birds with one stone by dressing up as his ex-wife.
What’s Mine Is No Longer Yours
If she’s the kind of woman who would buy herself a vanity license plate to brag about taking her ex-husband’s car in the divorce, you’re probably better off without her.
I can only hope that he got to keep the house in this settlement.
Two Can Play That Game
Being in a relationship can be an expensive endeavor, and while it can be worth it, you might notice a little bit of extra cash after your breakup.
She gets balloons, he gets spending money.
Tell Him How You Really Feel
These are the kinds of thoughts that you’re supposed to keep to yourself after a breakup.
Even if they are how you really feel, or you’re going to earn yourself the title of “crazy ex-girlfriend,” maybe don’t send that snap.
Maybe Exes Can Be Friends
Not every divorce has to end with both people bitter and alone!
Even if it’s bitter at the beginning, maybe you’ll get to a point where you can send each other a pizza to celebrate your divorce-aversary.
Hallmark Has A Card For Everything
You may not think that there would be a card to send your ex on Valentine’s Day, but you’d be mistaken.
There’s a greeting card for basically every situation, including this one.
Her Ex-Husband Said It Was Perfect For Her
As far as product names go, these ones seem to send a pretty pointed message.
If you ever want to send a spouse (or an ex-spouse, in this case) a message, this is how you could do it.
Out Of All The Things To Steal…
This person made the mistake of breaking up with someone, then going to take a nap while their ex-boyfriend packed his stuff.
He decided to take the toilet with him as an act of revenge. And honestly, I don’t even know how you rebound from that.
Your One True Love
He may not have a career as a graphic designer ahead of him, but the giant burrito gets the job done.
He wanted his ex-wife out of the photo, and now she is.
Someone Might As Well Enjoy It
You’d think that this person would’ve just sold the pendant and got their money’s worth for the gift, but this works too.
At least one couple gets to enjoy the gift this way!