These Notes That Parents Left For Their Kids Are Way Too Brutal
Parents have the huge responsibility of raising kids into respectable, functional adults. It's a big job, but somebody has to do it. Raising kids can be a daunting task, all the way from changing that first diaper to sending them off to college. Parents have to find humor in the process somewhere, or else they'll go completely insane.
A well-written note can be the key to good parenting, or at least, that's what these parents tell themselves. It's probably more likely that they wrote these notes to have a bit of fun and get through the day.
Wasting Food Is Not An Option
This dad holds his kids accountable, but he always does it with love. He wants to teach his kids to appreciate the food that they have. Food is not an unlimited resource. We can't just let it go to waste.
Let's just hope that this kid learns to love that tuna sandwich before it starts to get really smelly. If he was smart, he'd just give the sandwich ot one of his friends and let his dad believe that he ate it.
There's No Clean Up Crew Here
Some kids are under the false impression that parents exist solely to clean up their messes. This mom doesn't want her kids to grow up to be messy, entitled adults. Moms have lots of important things to do besides cleaning. Please act like a human being and clean up after yourself when you make a mess.
Also, don't complain about having to clean up for yourself. That's what people do, not just moms and dads.
This Fish Is Fed Up
Tiffany is probably the sister of whoever owns this fish. She may not be a parent yet, but from the looks of it she's already got this note writing thing down to a science. She's basically a passive-aggressive parent in training.
I can't wait for her future kids to be on the receiving end of her outstanding note writing abilities. Also, Tiffany's sibling, please feed your fish. Don't feed him to the cat. Fish need food too.
Sandwich Dad Is Back At It Again
We recognize that napkin and that handwriting. This is definitely the same dad who said he would keep sending his kid the same sandwich until he ate it. Well, the sandwich dad strikes again. It looks like he's not giving up on this whole sandwich issue.
Judging by this note, it appears his son or daughter is still averse to his lunch packing choices. I wonder how many dad facts it will take until his kid actually eats their lunch.
A Clever Way To Get Kids To Do Chores
It can be difficult to motivate your kids to do chores around the house. Threatening to take away their allowance just doesn't cut it these days. This clever parent changes his household's wifi password every day. They only tell their kids the password after they've completed all of their chores.
It sounds like an awesome parenting tactic to me. Soon the kids are going to get smart though, and they're going to change the password before their parent can get to it.
McKenna Is Not Having A Very Good Birthday
Mckenna was expecting presents and cake on her birthday. Instead she got this disappointing scribbled note from her mother. Poor McKenna, first her mother gives her a name like McKenna (no offense every other McKenna in the world) and then she tells her to shovel snow on her birthday, and then she peaces out to Madison.
Savage, mom. Real savage. A "have a great day" would have been nice. "There's a present waiting for you in the garage" would have been even better.
Love Isn't Salty Or Crunchy
Look, moms of the world, we appreciate the love and support. It means a lot to us, it really does. But do you know what else we appreciate? Snacks. Thanks for the love, mom, but a napkin in a plastic bag isn't going to fill my empty stomach. You know what will fill my stomach with snacks? Actual edible food.
How about we supplement some of that love with pretzels or even a sandwich? We will also accept cupcakes.
Too Much Information
This is a public service announcement: parents out there, kids don't need to know where, when or if there are tubes going in and out of your posterior region. That's just way too much information. This note is a work of art, though. It is so beautifully written that I could weep. I love that she omitted the possessive pronoun before "bum." It doesn't matter whose bum, just bum in the general sense.
All bums are created equal. Also, the rhyme with "bum" and "mum" is just delightful.
Mom Means Business
It takes so much time and effort to clean an entire kitchen, and then before you know it, the kids come in and mess everything up again. How would you feel if you spent an hour and a half cleaning a kitchen only to have a bunch of hooligan children undo all of your hard work? Not very good, I bet.
The little heart at the bottom is a nice touch. She might cut you, but she'll always love you.
A Two Pager
I bet you thought the kids in the last post had it rough. This mom needed two pieces of paper to get her message across.
It does look like this note is mostly aimed at Kevin. Molly's name seems to be somewhat of an afterthought. I guess we know who the real messy one is around this house. Basically, if you don't want to be punched in the throat, stay out of the kitchen altogether.
A Mom Note Vs. A Dad Note
One thing is for sure, both mom and dad love their exclamation marks. If exclamation marks were a form of viable currency, Eric would be rolling in it.
Mom and dad seem to disagree about what kind of trouble their son could get into while they're away— or maybe mom just doesn't want to think about it. It's nice that Eric hs a mom to tell him what to do and a dad to tell him what not to do.
An Incognito Lunch Note
Does she expect her son to wipe his face with a piece of paper? Because that may qualify as cruelty to children. If the note wasn't so cute, I might have reported her myself.
A piece of paper is not a napkin. It just spreads the dirt around. We get what she's trying to do here though. This kid was probably felt embarrassed reading notes from his mom at school. This is not a note, so now he can't get embarrassed.
Hope You Like Sleeping Outside
I really hope that these people live somewhere warm. I would hate to have to sleep outside on a cold night— but I guess that's what happens when you're not home when you're supposed to be home.
Next time this guy probably won't stay out so late. This mom takes curfew very seriously. If she thinks providing a blanket is generous, we'd hate to see what she thinks being mean looks like. This mom is savage.
Very Simple Instructions
So I think we've established that kids are pretty dumb. But are they too dumb to know how to make ice? Apparently, they are.
It's a recipe with one ingredient and what is pretty much one step, which is not a recipe at all, by a lot of people's standards. We love that this mom felt the need to add, "please do not just fill the empty holes— it makes getting the frozen ones out impossible."
For Kids Who Don't Know How To Use A Washing Machine
This isn't just one note, it's a series of notes that all come together to create a fool-proof washing machine user manual. At least, we hope it's fool-proof. We're sure these kids are still going to find a way to put the detergent in the wrong slot or flood the whole basement.
In these kids' defense, doing your own laundry can be challenging. There are like 50 different settings that all seem to do the same thing.
The Final Frontier That Is Wal-Mart
This is the most accurate note I have ever read. I don't know if a prayer is going to help her, but it's definitely worth a try.
She left at 8:43, so if she's not back in an hour, that's when it's time to panic. If she comes home only looking mildly distressed with a pack of toilet paper in one hand and a bag of tortillas in the other, then we call that a success.
Mom Says Eat Your Carrots
I don't know what kind of school this mom thinks her kid goes to, but nobody in their right mind would take that trade.
What kid is going to give up a precious Twinkie for a small handful of baby carrots? The note should say, "eat these and also don't steal a Twinkie." Carrots are full of vitamin A which is good for healthy development. Twinkies are full of sugar and chemicals which are good for tasting delicious.
A Very Particular Set Of Skills
Modern moms know that kids will do anything for internet access. If you hold the wifi password, you hold the key to unlock their productivity.
The Liam Neeson quote adds a little extra oomph. This is an A+ note. Bravo, mom. This is how you put 100% effort into parenting. Hopefully, her kids have seen these Liam Neeson movies, or else they're not going to get the joke. All of that effort will have been for nothing.
Never Wake A Sleeping Baby
Every person with a new baby should take a cue from this mom and post threatening notes on their front door.
Sometimes you just need a piece of paper and a few colored markers to really drive the message home. You better believe nobody in their right mind is going to walk up to this door and start knocking on it. Read on for a mom who is just looking out for her daughter's best interest.
This Girl Was Watching Her Parents' Farm
I wonder how many times this girl's mom has just chucked a dead chicken across the street. Is there a pile of dead chickens over there? I'm pretty sure those "do not toss chicken carcass" rules exist for a reason— but thanks for the heads up, mom.
I guess now we know why the chicken crossed the road... It wasn't to get to the other side. It was because somebody threw his dead body across the street.
Mom Got Crunk Last Night
I especially love that she wrote this note on "Hangover Part III" stationary. I think this is my new favorite note. It's attached to a twenty-dollar bill, it's cute, and it promises an intriguing sermon.
Alex is a lucky guy to have such a cool mom. I just wish we could all hear this fireball infused sermon now. It must be one heck of a talk. How much does a bottle of fireball cost anyway?
A Friendly Reminder From A Concerned Parent
If you need your mom to remind you to take birth control, maybe you should take a step back and examine your choices— just a thought.
Hopefully, this is just a case of an overprotective, overbearing mother, and not of an irresponsible teenager. Somehow I doubt that, though. Whatever the case, we think this family probably needs to re-evaluate their boundaries. Clearly mom isn't ready to be a grandmother yet. Also, this kid is not ready to be a parent.
Don't Forget About The Dryer Lint
Ah, dryer lint. They grow up so fast and before you know, they're full-blown balls of debris ready to start fires of their own.
This is one way to get your kids to take a hint and clean the lint filter. Hopefully, next time, these kids remember the importance of cleaning out that lint trap. Mom has a lot of other things to do besides worrying about house fires due to negligent laundry-doers (AKA kids).
That's Never A Good Sentence
I'm feeling secondhand anxiety just looking at this photo. Judging by how this mom delivered her message, she is strategic and cold-hearted in how she hands down punishment.
I see a bleak future for this kid. According to Google, Zig Zg is some kind of tobacco product. This mom just found out that her kid smokes, and now this kid is in big trouble. Up next: a bathroom product that's definitely not a tube of toothpaste.
This Is Horrifying
This is a truly cursed image for lots of reasons. The thought of accidentally brushing your teeth with Vagisil is gross enough.
The fact that this note was left by a dad is even worse. It's safe to assume that dad is joking, right? Please tell me that little happy face at the bottom of the note means he didn't actually taste the Vagisil. It's time for dad to learn that dad jokes like this aren't really that funny.
Well, That's Inappropriate
This mom is clearly trying her hardest to get her kids to put their dirty clothes in the hamper. She even thinks adding a menacing face will help her cause.
While she's trying to make it sound like she means business, this mom is probably a softy at heart who had to try extra hard to keep herself from adding "I love you" to the bottom. Something about this note is just a little too suggestive, though.
Always Leave Notes On Their Phones
This mom is smart. She knows you won't forget your phone, but you will forget that chocolate cake that she spent four hours making.
This note is short and foolproof. At least, we hope. This is probably the nicest mom on our list. First, she makes her kid a cake, and then she reminds her to take it with her to school in the most efficient way possible. This mom gets all the parenting points.
The Most Awkward Note In The World
This mom knows exactly what her son has been up to in the bathroom. We may have bleeped out what it was, but you know it wasn't showering that this guy was doing in there.
Needless to say, this mom is tired of having crusty towels in her bathroom and is about to take some drastic measures to stop it. Let's just hope this kid doesn't have any friends over any time soon. It would be so embarrassing if anybody saw this note.
Mom And Dad Have A Lot Of Confidence In Joshua
Looks like Joshua is having a little too much fun after hours. If anything, he should perhaps lock his doors if he's going to sneak around his parents.
It's surprising that he got away with sneaking more than one girl into his room in the first place, which is probably why his parents don't seem that mad. They just want him to stay safe out there. This is definitely one way to set some ground rules.
New Rules For Weekend Mornings
This mom and dad cannot be bothered in the morning. They probably had this morning planned for weeks. Finally, they will have a morning where they can sleep in, which they probably haven't done since their kids were born.
If you have any questions, please refer to the note. All other parents out there, take note. You may want to implement a system like this in your own household. It might even get you some extra Sunday sleep.
Dad Gives Good Advice
There are some spoiled kids about there who get upset when their parents use their things without asking and Oliver is probably one of those kids, which is why his dad left him this note.
Apparently, Oliver's dad is a true homie. He's just looking out for his son, who might want to be careful about what he's looking at online. Dad is doing what dads do best— passing on valuable knowledge to his kid.
Moms Always Know The Truth
This is why you just don't let your parents do your laundry. This person may have put the clothes in the wash themselves, but Mom took it upon herself to fold them. That's when she found a certain surprise in the pocket.
She handled it with perfect sarcasm and if anything, she's more concerned about where you put her clear tape! Moms always find out the truth. You can't hide anything from them for long.
Maybe Get Some More Napkins Then
A lot of times we're touched when our parents leave us kind notes with our lunches, but this mom wants to make it clear that she doesn't care.
She just wants to remind you to pick up some napkins on the way home. Have fun wiping up your banana mouth with this heartless piece of paper. This mom couldn't be cuter if she tried. Come on, we all know that she just wanted to write her son a nice note.
Don't Be Mad...
This mother knew that her child would be upset to find their secret chocolate stash eaten up. But she only did it because she cares about her child's health.
At least she was being honest about what she thought. We can't say that the conversation that happened after this was found was a good one. Kids, you really shouldn't be leaving your empty candy bar wrappers around the house anyway. Clean up after yourself if you don't want to have uncomfortable conversations.
A Fair Warning
Imagine waking up home alone only to find a strange man with a machete roaming around the outside of your house. That's exactly what Dave was about to wake up to.
Luckily, his parents thought ahead and figured that Dave would be alarmed. But don't worry, it's just Steve. The real question is, why would mom and dad go canoeing without Dave? Maybe he wanted to go out on the lake too. I guess that's what happens when you're not awake at 9:30.
Not A Subtle Reminder
It can be pretty annoying for families that have someone who uses the cars without filling them up. Sure, they may get away with it at first but eventually, the rest of the family catches on.
That's why Sarah got this note from her mother about their car Diesel, which takes diesel fuel if you must know. If Sarah fills this car up with regular gas, then she's either blind or she can't read. This car clearly takes diesel.
This Dad Just Doesn't Get Reddit
This person left Reddit open on their computer and their dad caught a glimpse of it. Dad was a little concerned about what he read on there and felt the need to reach out to his child about this.
But at least this dad left a note instead of having this conversation in person. Sometimes parents just don't understand the internet, and we can forgive them for that. They were born in a different time.
Dad's Sly Sense Of Sarcasm
This person says they purchased a hatchet but didn't put it away when they got home. The next morning, they found their hatchet with this friendly note.
This was definitely a convoluted way to let someone know not to leave their stuff lying around the house. But at least Mr. Schmidt knows a thing or two about hospitality. It's a fair point, though. Don't leave weapons lying around if you don't want to get murdered.
Don't Unplug These Plugs
This person shared this note that their dad wrote to their brothers. It seems that no matter how many times Dad tells them not to use a certain socket, they still do it.
Maybe a note will help them remember what they shouldn't be doing! Dad is tired of hearing you say "sorry." Just leave all plugs plugged into the wall. I'm sure there are some empty sockets in this house. Just use an empty socket.
An Existential Note About Vegetables
This dad left a kind note in his child's lunch. We bet that when this kid opened his lunch he wasn't expecting this existential lecture from his father.
Maybe his father was feeling emotional that morning. Or perhaps he was just trying to be real with his kid before someone else was. Still, you should eat your vegetables, whether we all face inevitable death or not. Plus, most vegetables actually taste pretty good if you give them a chance.