These Animals Are Being Complete Jerks, But We Still Think It’s Funny
Animals get away with a lot because they're cute. We humans wouldn't put up with their shenanigans if they looked like full-grown adult people. When a human acts like a jerk, we get mad and we might even cut that person out of our lives. If your sweet puppy eats your favorite pair of sneakers, you still pay for his dinner.
Sometimes pets are so naughty that it's actually hilarious. Keep reading to see some dogs, cats, and other animals who just can't stop getting into trouble.
Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers
In every relationship between two creatures, one creature emerges as the master or the dominant creature, and the other emerges as the slave or the submissive creature. It's pretty clear who the dominant creature is in this relationship. Even though the dog has got quite a few pounds on that little kitten, the kitten has a sense of unearned confidence.
He's going to take that comfy dog bed,even if it doesn't rightfully belong to him.
Kicked Out Of The Feeder
Some birds peck at their seeds carefully and gingerly. That is not the case with this brutish bird. He is very territorial and he won't let any other bird near his food. He used his spindly yet powerful legs to kick anohter bird off of this bird feeder.
This photo was taken at exactly the right moment. His deplorable actions are now on display for everybody to see. What do you have to say for yourself, bird?
When The Cat Takes The Dog For A Walk
This cat is keeping his pet dog on a short leash. It's pretty clear who the boss is in this relationship. The dog is probably used to being led around by a master, but the cat lives by his own rules.
These two look like they get along like an old married couple. At least these animals have found a way to cohabitate. They aren't fighting like cats and dogs, so that's a big plus.
He Couldn't Go Around
Dog owners know how annoying it can be when a dog, particularly a large dog, thinks it's a good idea to take a nap right in the middle of a doorway. They don't seem to care that they're blocking everybody's path. This little pug had enough of his big brother's thoughtlessness. He decided to step right over him.
The lab doesn't seem to mind though. I don't think he learned his lesson. He's probably going to lie in that spot again tomorrow.
Cat Burglars Stole His Bed
These cats don't really care if this bed belongs to their K-9 sister. As you can see, the two cats have taken up residence on the purple bed, not leaving any room for the dog it was intended for.
The dog doesn't look too thrilled that she's being kicked out of her own territory, but the cats have made it quite clear who is in charge here. The dog is not impressed -- and the cats could not care less. Maybe someday this dog will get to lay on her new bed -- but that day won't be today.
Stolen Sausage Links
This sneaky cat swiped some sausage links right off the grill. Then he took them up into a tree so they would be out of everybody's reach. When sausages go missing, everyone's first instinct is to blame the dog, but in the case, it was the cat who did the deed.
He ruined a perfectly good barbecue dinner all because he wanted four whole sausages o himself. That is one hungry cat. Well, we hope he enjoyed them!
That Helmet Is Not A Toilet
Wow! Really, not much more needs to be said on this one. If you look closely you will notice two thins. One, the dog looks totally ashamed. Two, there is poop in the helmet! While we don’t know the exact background of this story, we can imagine it took place while the dog was on a bike ride with his owner.
While stopped in the beautiful great outdoors, the dog decided to use the restroom in the owner’s helmet instead of on the vast amount of ground available. Perhaps, the owner took the dog out for too much exercise and the dog was showing his displeasure?!
Why The Wall Exists
When visiting the zoo, be aware of the different fences and walls that separate your family from the wild animals. It's extremely likely that the structures were built and placed there for a good reason.
This father decided to give his son a closer look at the meerkat exhibit. He held his son over the wall that appears to be only inches taller than the jumping ability of the meerkat. Instead of a better look, his son gets a meerkat attached to his feet. Thanks, dad.
The Missing Piece
Here's another cat who has an affinity for puzzle pieces. The cat in this photo looks exactly like the cat in the puzzle, though. Maybe he thinks the puzzle is his. That's how puzzles work, right? This clearly sees his humans touching these puzzle pieces on the table. However, he chooses to lay down across them anyway, prohibiting additional puzzle play.
The look on his face is slightly concerning. He looks like he's sitting exactly where he's supposed to be.
A Real Cat-astrophe
You know what they say about bags of flour and cats... well, I don't think they actually say anything, but maybe they should. Maybe then there would be less cat and flour related accidents. Maybe something like, "cats and flour don't mix." That has a nice ring to it.
Imagine waking up this kind of mess in the morning. It's not a pretty sight, and it's also a colossal waste of flour. What a catastrophe!
He Doesn't Appreciate PDA
Now this is a photobomb if we ever saw one. This happy couple was posing for their romantic engagement shoot when their cat made a rather disgusted face into the camera lens. Maybe he wanted to steal the show, or maybe he just really doesn't like public displays of affection.
Hopefully, the bride-and-groom-to-be were able to get some other frameable shots during their session. This shot is one in a million, though. Maybe they should put this one up in their living room.
Please Mooooo-ve
Here it appears that it's a cold morning in a cold town, and someone did not bring their cattle in last night. This cow found a place to warm up, on the hood of someone's BMW. How many pounds do you suppose this cow weights? 2,400 lbs?
There's a good chance that car is going to need some body work after the cow is done with his nap. You often see cats crawl up on the hood of someone's car or warm up under it, but you'd never expect to see a cow! The owner was in for quite a surprise.
A Warm Seat By The Fire
This dog was hoping for a spot right in front of the fire, but when he got to where he wanted to hang out for the evening, he found that his seat had been taken. Rather than move a little bit to the left or the right, the dog decided to just plunk down, right on top of the cat that was already there.
The dog doesn't look too happy about having to find different accommodations for himself, but one can probably imagine that the cat wasn't too happy with it either. Both, however, were able to enjoy the warm fire just the same.
Why Goats Don't Belong Inside
Someone had a bad idea here. Goats are known to be energetic and love to bump other goats and people totally randomly. They are curious and will climb on top of anything in sight. Someone had a terrible idea of bringing one of the goats into the house, and this is the result.
This photo was taken at the perfect time, right before this girl was undoubtedly head butted by the family goat. They're lucky if that's the most damage this goat does.
Know The Pecking Order
Clearly, this pet bird should not be left out of his cage unattended. While some bird owners let their birds roam the house on occasion, this one is perhaps not ready for so much freedom. Here, he found his way into the bedroom where the laptop was left open on the floor.
The bird took an interest to the clicking sound of the keyboard and then decided to rip off all the keys. It looks like he was caught in the act before the entire keyboard went missing.
He Won't Let Her Do Yoga
Here is yet another occurrence of a woman attempting to record her yoga routine, however this time the interrupter is a dog and not a cat. But instead of hogging the attention like his cat counterpart, this dog couldn’t help but give his owner some licks while she’s literally balancing herself on her arms.
It’s pretty interesting to notice the different behavior of cats versus dogs and this one is a perfect example to showcase the difference. Either way, how can you be mad at your dog interrupting your yoga routine with kisses? We think this is a super cute example of animals behaving badly!
Kicked Out Of The Bed
Here we have another example of a cat who steals a dog's bed, and the dog does nothing about it. This poor dog walked over to his bed, ready to take a nap when he sees the family cat acting like a jerk, lounging in the middle of it.
While the cat bed offers plenty of room for the cat, we can't say the same about the dog. Instead of trying to get the cat to move, the dog makes the sacrifice and use the cat's bed as a pillow. Cats really are the meanest of house pets when it comes to showing blatant signs of disrespect. This is my bed, meow.
A Squished Kitten
Seeing a photo like this, one has to truly believe that dogs have senses of humor. Why else would this yellow lab sit on his cat sibling with a big smile on his face?
Not only is he on top of the cat, but he looks super proud to be sitting there. The cat, on the other hand, looks less than happy, but sat still long enough for a photo. The dog is probably just doing what he was told, anyway. "Sit" is one of the most common commands given to a pup, after all. Can't blame him for that.
They Got Into The Feminine Products
These cats got into quite a bit of mischief, rummaging through a box of sanitary pads under the bathroom sink. While that may have been fun in the moment, getting caught doesn't look so fun, judging by the look on the black cat's face.
Of course, he probably doesn't care much, since he's a cat -- and the moment he gets another chance to do the exact same thing, you know he won't think twice about it. Who knew that pads could be so much fun for a feline that doesn't actually need to use them?
A Comfy Seat
Back in the day, Barkley the bulldog was the only dog in the house. He enjoyed his life as an only child. Then his owners decided to get him a little brother. Things haven't been as relaxing for Barkley since that fateful day.
This black lab decided that it would be fun to sit on Barkley's head— because that's what friends do. They sit on each other's heads. He's having a grand old time, but Barkley's face says it all.
That's Not A Litter Box!
Look at this box of puzzle pieces. Nice, right? This cat seems to think so too. In fact, she thought it was so nice that she decided to spin around in it, dig a little hole, and pop a squat. I know it kind of looks like a litter box, but I can assure you, this box of puzzle pieces is not a cat toilet.
Doing puzzles is supposed to be relaxing and enjoyable, but every time this cat's humans reach for a new piece, they have to hope that the cat didn't use the box as a public washroom.
A Water Bowl Or A Bathtub?
These two German shepherds were very thirsty after being outside for an hour. They both started lapping up fresh water from a large bowl put out by their owner.
Within seconds, a small dog from the neighborhood realizes that he's also hot and could use a cool down. Rather than waiting his turn or trying to get a couple of laps of water in, he decides to just lay in the bowl altogether. The two big dogs can no longer drink the water and the little dog just sits in his makeshift ice bath without a care in the world.
He's Proud Of Himself
This dog’s facial expression definitely seems to say, “Yeah, I did it! So what?! As he stands in front of the massive mess he created in his owner’s kitchen. He seems to have ripped open and rummaged through the kitchen trash, which is never a good thing! Although, it’s super common for dogs to do.
However, so often dogs are usually quite ashamed when they find out they are in trouble with their owners for making a mess. But this dog is definitely the exception to the rule and does not seem to care in the least that his owner is mad. What an attitude on this one!
Always The Camera Hog
Whilst this cat’s owner was attempting to film her daily yoga routine, her beloved feline companion decided to saunter in and plop down right in front of the camera. This is of course just like a cat, as you might know if you own one yourself. Cats often love to be the center of attention but in their own totally nonchalant way!
We bet when this owner went to playback her yoga footage, she was pretty amused by this hilarious video of her cat hogging all the attention! We bet she wasn’t even angry and gave her kitten lots of cuddles instead!
The Definition Of Irony
This photo is a classic. The dog has torn up his owner’s book which is entitled “Dog Training For Dummies”. Something tells us that book isn’t going to be successful with this dog. The dog’s expression is also pretty hilarious, he’s looking at the camera innocently like “What, me?”
We think this owner might need to bring out the big guns and perhaps call on a professional like some local dog training classes or even go so far as to consult the experts like the dog whisperer Cesar Milan. At least the doggo definitely has one super cute face, despite his unfortunately destructive ways!
Blocking The View
If you have a cat you are definitely familiar with this one! For cats, there seems to be something about laptop keyboards that it just totally irresistible. Perhaps it’s the warmth that emits from the keyboard or perhaps it’s that cats like to be the center of attention at all times.
This cat even seems to be looking at the screen like, “Oh, excuse me, were you working?” Or perhaps, we’ve got it all wrong and this photo is of a cat actually working behind the scenes. Maybe a cat wrote this entire list you are reading right now? You may never know the truth!
That Can't Smell Good
Cats are known to spray things around the house to mark their territory. By leaving their scent, cats show they were there, and they run this area. Some cats are gross and spray their owners' feet and legs.
This cat is even grosser and decided to put its rear end in someone's face as they casually recline in a chair. The look on the man's face is one of complete horror. And unlucky for him, someone was able to capture the moment on camera, to live in internet infamy.
Let's Hope He's Vaccinated
We're not sure what this woman was thinking, trying to get that close to a raccoon. Maybe she thought that it was a different type of animal, maybe a cat? People often do stupid things while they're traveling, and mistake animals as friendly, that everyone knows has a reputation for being mean.
We'll give her the benefit of the doubt, and assume that she's never seen a raccoon before. Here it looks like she's trying to hold it for a photo opp, and it goes so very wrong.
A Good Place For A Nap
When you crash out on the couch, you usually have to worry about your friends playing a prank on you in this type of vulnerable situation, but instead, you have to worry about the family dog at this house.
Clearly, the guy fell asleep first, and the dog decided to use his head as a pillow for his butt, to take a nap while getting a better view out the window. This human looks to be one sound sleeper, as he has the dog's rear-end on his face and a paw in the eye, but is still managing to get some rest.
That Poor Pizza
Okay, no excuses here. The cat knows that what's on that plate is food, and although he's not interested in eating it, he decides to sabotage this person's food anyway. Maybe that's the cat's favorite chair, and the pizza eater should have known better, but in any case, this cat is the definition of a jerk.
What if that was the last slice of pizza? Nobody appreciates a cat rolling around on their lunch. Now the cat is going to smell like a deluxe pizza as well.
A Llama In The Way
This newly wed couple made the interesting choice of having their wedding photos taken in a forest of llamas. They can't expect for everything to go smoothly while llamas are wandering all around her expensive wedding dress and camera equipment.
Here, the happy couple stares longingly into each others' eyes, while a llama decides that he would make a better focus of the photo. We wonder if the photographer was chased or spit on about three seconds after this photo.
Geese Are Savage
While the people of Canada have a reputation for being overly nice, the same can't be said about the geese. Here a man is walking through what looks like park or university campus when he is attacked by a Canada goose.
This must have escalated quickly, as the man is knocked down to the ground while the goose is about to take a bite at him. He better get up and start running quick, as another goose looks on, ready to join in on being a jerk for no reason.
The Best Kind Of Photobomb
When traveling as a couple, you can expect plenty of selfies and timed photos. Here a happy couple set-up a camera with a beautiful view of their travels, set the timer, and posed in the background. But then, just as the photo was about to be taken, a squirrel jumps up and photobombs the image.
The camera instead, focuses on him, and the couple appears to be blurry, although laughing about the squirrel insisting on being at the center of attention. Since this photo is being passed around the internet, it's clear the couple has no hard feelings towards the egotistical local.
How Did He Get In There?
What do you do when a ferret crawls into your guitar? There's no punch line here, really, what do you do? Either the owner couldn't find his ferret, or he picked up his guitar and was hissed at.
Whatever the case, they're going to have a hard time coercing the ferret to get out of the guitar. Known to sneak into narrow places, ferrets can fit just about anywhere, and this proves it. If he doesn't come out willingly, the owner will need to take all of the strings off the guitar.
Keep The Doors Locked!
Although this woman is safely in her car with the windows up, she didn't survive the baboon attack unscathed. This clever gang of monkeys decided to go after this woman and her car and wreck total havoc.
They don't seem to be taking her belongings, so much as throwing them everywhere. She would have been okay if only she had remembered to lock the cargo rack on her roof! These monkeys are definitely jerks. Someone nearby couldn't resist snapping a photo of this chaos.
Popping A Squat
Here some friends decided to rent a cabin in the mountains to celebrate Kelley's birthday. They look festive with their fur hats and wine glasses, the friends even made the effort to make a sign wishing Kelley a happy birthday.
What they didn't know, is that while posing for the photo, someone's dog decided it would be a good time to relieve himself in the snow in the background of it all. We wonder how long it took the women to notice the dog in the photo after posting it on Kelley's Facebook page.
Yes, That's A Real Bear
Employees of this ribs restaurant were probably wondering why business was unusually slow that night. You have to contemplate how badly you really want ribs in this case. Is it worth the possibility of being attacked by a bear?
The bear must have smelled the sweet smell of smoked meat and came to check it out. When he saw what appeared to be another bear, already on the rooftop, he decided it was a good move. Imagine how shocked the locals were, who are used to seeing the wood bear on the roof, to see a real one!
Rubbing It In
This poor dog came home from an operation, most likely on medicine, and is trying to relax on the couch. The cat he lives with clearly is not sympathetic to the dog's situation whatsoever.
While the dog lays uncomfortably wearing his cone of shame, the cat decides to add insult to injury, and walk across the dog's face, smooshing the plastic cone against him. The dog has clearly had enough, and has given up completely, just allowing this to happen. No wonder dogs usually don't like cats, they are the biggest jerks!
Is That A Dog Or A Chipmunk?
Ah, yes! If you’ve been a dog owner at some point in your life, you will know that your beloved pet loves to share with you and that includes your snacks. Sometimes pets will exhibit amazing self-control and be able to stop themselves from eating your food but other times if you step out of the room you will return only to find that your food has mysteriously disappeared.
This cute doggo definitely falls in the latter category. These stills are actually from a short clip. As you can see in the first video the dog has a very guilty look on his face and soon it is revealed that he is hoarding tater tots in his mouth, much like a chipmunk. To quote Ron Burgundy from Anchorman, “I’m not even mad, that’s amazing!”
Find Another Way Home
I was just heading out on an early evening jog when I came to this super convenient road block. Tried to get these guys to move, but it was no use. The longer I waited, the more geese seemed to arrive.
Even when I tried to walk into the street, I felt like these geese were judging me. They took up this whole area and wouldn't let me pass. I tried to trick them into thinking that I had food to give them, but they looked at me strangely. I turned around and walked the other way. Because I'm not fighting geese. Not today.
